With a loving smile, the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau received two mysterious men.
"New Year and New Weather! Congratulations, you are now the 9999th couple of newcomers registered in our city this year! On behalf of our company, I wish you two hundred years of harmony and early birth!" The registration small big brother said with a smile on his face.
As soon as he said this, another young big brother next to him pushed him with his elbow. They were wrong. The couple in front of them was two men!
The registration young big brother quickly changed his words. "Congratulation on newlyweds. Long long once in a very long while!"
There was no expression on Lu Mingshi's face. But you could feel that he was very happy.
Gu Yixin asked seriously, "Then, do we get any prizes or benefits if we became the 9999th couple of newcomers?"
Gu Yixin felt that if it was written in books that it happened to be a certain mysterious number, there must be a lottery draw. Even if the agency gave them a pack of tissues as a gift, it was still a profit.
In the original work, also around this time, under the pressure of his parents, Lu Mingshi was reluctantly didn't argue with the original owner. Time might go by a day or two. In short, there was no setting for the 9999th newly-marriage in the original book.
Gu Yixin's question successfully caused the staff present to get stuck together. The two brothers looked at each other. They hadn't mentioned it yet. How did this sir know there will be a prize?
The other brother pushed the registration brother again. The registration brother was busy recovering from the confusion but kept speaking cheerfully. "Of course there is. Wait a minute."
The prize was a bit big. The two young big brothers entered the storage room together to carry it together.
They communicated while lifting.
"They probably won't like it."
"Why didn't the department consider the fact that the winner was a same-sex marriage when purchasing the gift?"
Gu Yixin and Lu Mingshi sat outside and waited patiently.
When the two young big brothers reached the door, Gu Yixin immediately jumped up happily. When Gu Yixin heard that the gift was huge, he was already mentally prepared for getting six boxes of paper. But what lied ahead was a huge surprise. That was a beautiful cradle. A white wind wood cradle with high-quality materials and workmanship and exquisite patterns. This kind of cradle was the one that he never forgot. He thought about it like crazy and finally rolled up his sleeves to buy wood and nail it himself!
It was the same!
It was really a good civil affairs bureau that considered the needs of the public, provided high-quality and convenient services, and maintained the highest marriage rate in the province throughout the year.
When Lu Mingshi saw Gu Yixin's eyes gleaming, he was obviously extremely excited. Lu Mingshi felt very happy too.
The two young big brothers put down the rather heavy cradle, rubbed the fast-breaking waist, and gasped for a breath. They were trying to apologize to Gu Yixin and Lu Mingshi to explain the mistakes of the purchasing department, but they saw that the eyes of the two people were bright, as if they had seen some rare treasures.
The young big brother also mechanically said the words he had just prepared. "If the two of you don't like it, the department can consider switching to a three-day trip for two people at 18A scenic spots in neighboring provinces..."
Lu Mingshi immediately said, "No."
He leaned over and touched the surface of the wood with a good texture. He said with a little smile, "This is good. We like it very much."
Gu Yixin's happy eyes narrowed even more.
The two young big brothers were a little taken aback. They looked at each other, making eye contact with a crackling line appeared between them.
"It is estimated that there is a plan to adopt a child."
"Their ages do not meet the adoption policy. Probably it is a foreign surrogacy?"
Because the actions of the two staff made them very happy, Lu Mingshi felt that he should have expressed something, like giving a little tip. Lu Mingshi gracefully took out his interlayer black leather wallet. The one thing with a high rate of appearance in the article.
He opened his wallet and glanced inside. Yes, there were still only twenty yuan in the wallet today.
Lu Mingshi quietly put away his wallet.
Forgot it.
*
The last step in the registration process was to take a photo of your ID.
Gu Yixin and Lu Mingshi sat on the stool to adequately taking ID photos. While listened to the photographer's instructions, they were very clever and obedient.
One handsome, one beautiful.
The photographer saw these two nearly perfect faces, drooling in his heart. It was a pity that this handsome guy's figure seemed quite out of shape. The photographer glanced at Lu Mingshi's waist and abdomen, which was obviously thick. But you saw, there were some people here, their fat wouldn't be obvious in the camera. Who dared to call a president fat when their fat wasn't on their face anyway?
"Crack."
After the photos were stored in the library, the information registration was completed. Then the staff was leading them to the automatic printer.
"Two Sir, please wait here."
The certificates were being generated for you...
5, 4, 3, 2.
Lu Mingshi held his breath and watched the countdown on the display of the automatic operation console. He rubbed his belly with his index finger.
1.
Accompanied by the machine's crisp electronic sound, two small red books with smooth covers slide out. Lu Mingshi stretched out his hands and held them. Two small books were lying quietly in his palm. The big red cover with gilded words, like two careful hearts.
Gu Yixin leaned over to take a look.
Lu Mingshi handed him other marriage certificates. He opened the cover of his own certificate. Then the photo of the certificate he had just taken clearly came into view. With a red background, the two of them were wearing white formal attire. Their photo was close to each other, showing calm and warm eyes. Lu Mingshi was moved too much. He sniffed, but his surging emotions had nowhere to vent. So he simply turned around and hugged Gu Yixin's shoulders.
Gu Yixin was about to open it and take a look. But because of this sudden move, he was caught off guard and didn't pay attention to this half-opened marriage certificate falling to the ground.
"Patter."
There were many people in the lobby of the Civil Affairs Bureau. Quite a lot. So before the marriage certificate touched the ground, it was stepped on by someone passing by.
"Stab!"
Tear in half.
*
An Luoyu received a script. He was so happy because he had not worked for three months. How could he cook rice if he was unable to keep the pot boiling? If there was no income, he might consider quitting the entertainment industry and built a stall next to the orphanage to sell biscuits. After all selling biscuits were quite good, after all, because An Luoyu liked biscuits the most. If you went to sell sesame cakes, you could eat them every day. But, his hobby was to eat sesame cakes, not to sell sesame cakes. What more, acting was his lifelong dream.
He, An Luoyu, was a beautiful man willing to sacrifice everything for his dream! This was the reason why the boss asked him to accompany him several times before and he still went there after entangled.
Now, finally, a director was willing to recruit him. After he read through this thick script, although this role was only Male No. 5, he saw the future where he starred as an absolute male pig's feet*.
*pig's feet: protagonist.
This character was a notorious scumbag. There were two main scenes of his. One was a divorce in the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the other was when he was beaten to death by his original family in the street. To play this scumbag role well, An Luoyu resolutely put down the script and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to find character feelings. An Luoyu, who was immersed in the plot, quickly entered the scene. He regarded the girl with long hair in front as his imaginary original partner. Then spoke the lines silently in his heart.
*
At the same time, Gu Yixin's marriage certificate fell to the ground.
An Luoyu who entered the play stepped on it. He didn't realize what he had done at all, chasing after his imaginary match with emotion, Yiqi Juechen.
Only left for Lu Mingshi was a figure of his back who **ascended to heaven
*
Lu Mingshi squatted down to pick up the marriage certificate and was silent for a long time. He stared at An Luoyu who had gone away. His eyes locked on this figure and would remember it. If he saw this person again in the future, he would definitely not let it go. Then he looked at the torn marriage certificate in his hand and turned his gaze at Gu Yixin.
After a long while, Gu Yixin took the two marriage certificates. Then tore the other who was still intact in half.
Lu Mingshi. "..."
Lu Mingshi. "!!!"
*
Gu Yixin took the marriage certificate and walked away.
After Gu Yixin left him. Lu Mingshi was sitting alone on a bench by the window of the hall with a bleak expression.
Passers-by came and went. From time to time someone cast strange glances. People who often read the Business Edition recognized him and pointed him. While the newlyweds who didn't know him passed by happily, with a little sympathy in their eyes.
"This 80% is divorced."
"What is the reason this handsome man was abandoned?"
"You can't just pay attention to your face. Look at your belly too, it must be because you got ugly and rejected you for being fat after marriage."
"Ah, will you do the same in the future?!"
...
An ordinary old man who had just divorced shuffled over and slowly sat next to Lu Mingshi.
The auras of the two people inexplicably were compatible. Both revealed a sense of depression because of unlovable.
Lu Mingshi glanced at him. The other person also looked over.
Lu Mingshi thought, those who had the same misfortune sympathized with each other.
Lu Mingshi didn't say a word yet, the ordinary old man had already spoken first. "My wife and I have been married for twelve years. We have four children, ranging in age from three to thirteen. They are two boys and two girls."
Lu Ming's face was expressionless and dry. He said, "I married him for five minutes. Having one child, five months old. I don't know the gender and don't want to know."
When the ordinary old man heard this, he immediately knew that he was one of us. Thinking that such an outstanding young man had the same experience as himself, he felt much better.
"On the 12th anniversary of the wedding, I learned that my wife has eight ex-boyfriends and four current boyfriends. I took the children to the hospital for a paternity test, the results were just posted on my mobile phone."
When Lu Mingshi heard this, he slowly widened his eyes. He turned his eyes to look at the green-hat man in front of him. He had a faint feeling in his heart.
The green-hat man glanced at Lu Mingshi, lowered his head, and started crying sadly. "None of the four children belong to me. None of them belong to me~~ There is another one whose sequencing is close to 80%, which means that have a blood relationship with me. But we are not biological!... woo woo woo woo~ I am the most miserable!"
Lu Mingshi. "..."
It did seem a bit miserable.
It was shocking.
Lu Mingshi thought.
He subconsciously covered his lower abdomen, feeling extremely grateful in his heart--
Great! At least he could be 100% sure that the child was his own!
*
From this perspective, being able to become pregnant was indeed an advantage.
Lu Mingshi was lost in thought.
This made him temporarily forgot the pain of being left behind by Gu Yixin.
He had to say that two happy people might become happier when they stayed together. When two people who were in pain were together, one would become less painful but the other one might be more painful.
Lu Mingshi was thinking about philosophical issues. Suddenly a figure over there slowly came closer.
Lu Mingshi looked at Gu Yixin who was returning.
Hope rose again in his heart.
*
Gu Yixin stood in the lobby. He looked around but couldn't find Lu Mingshi. So he stopped a girl and asked politely, "Excuse me, have you seen..."
Before he could finish speaking, the girl raised her head in surprise.
"Wow! Are you Gu Yixin? I like you so much. Can you give me a signature?"
Gu Yixin's scalp was hardened. He tried to make his expression calm. "You have admitted the wrong person. I may look quite alike. How could I be that hero who saved people bravely and a model worker who loves his job, Gu Yixin?"
Seeing the girl's suspicion, Gu Yixin said seriously. "Look. Aren't I fatter than him, shorter than him, and not as good-looking as him?"
The girl frowned and focused... Then she shook her head heavily and said firmly, "No. You are a little thinner than him on TV, you are a little taller than him, and you look better than him..."
Gu Yixin nodded fiercely and tried to imply frantically. "So you see... I am obviously not him, am I?"
The girl finally believed this time, but she still took out her phone. "Can you take a photo with me? I have never seen someone as good-looking as you! If I know you first instead of Gu Yixin, I will be a fan of you instead of him."
Gu Yixin couldn't escape from her, so he took a photo with her with a mechanic smile.
"Crack!" Smile without a soul.jpg
The girl asked again, "Can you tell me your name?"
At this time, Gu Yixin had already found Lu Mingshi sitting in the corner with a crying man beside him.
Gu Yixin, who was anxious to leave, said casually, "Okay. My name is Gu Wumao."
*
Gu Yixin walked to the side of Lu Mingshi. He glanced at the green-hat man who seemed to be dangerous next to him, sat in the middle quietly, separating Lu Mingshi from him.
Well, good young people must protect the elderly, infirm, sick, disabled...
Gu Yixin glanced again at the marriage certificate that had been fixed in his hand.
...Of course, he also had to protect his cub's mother.
While Gu Yixin was thinking, Lu Mingshi asked him, "Why have you been there for so long?"
This voice sounded like Lu Minghsi had been wronged. Unfortunately, Gu Yixin couldn't discover it.
Gu Yixin glanced vigilantly at the "dangerous" green-hat man who was staring at them, then stuffed the marriage certificate into Lu Mingshi's hand.
Lu Mingshi opened his eyes wide.
The torn marriage certificate was firmly glued with scotch tape. It was clear that it was delicately fixed. If someone didn't slightly carefully check it, it would not even be visible. The question was if it was going to be glued, why did he have to tear off the other part first?
Lu Mingshi opened the cover and discovered the difference. Although the shoe prints left by the person who stepped on the marriage certificate had been carefully wiped, it still had a pale gray shadow. So, one of the two marriage certificates was printed with this gray shadow. All in all, this was a combination of those two.
Lu Mingshi then hid the marriage certificate in his clothes such as he treated it like a baby. He would never drop them to the ground again.
He said in a deep voice, "I thought you were going back to do a new one."
Gu Yixin touched his nose and said embarrassedly, "I originally thought so, but the cost is more expensive than I thought..."
Lu Mingshi found it funny and wanted to laugh.
Gu Yixin said, "We will use it first. After two years we are bored with it, we'll change it again and take a new photo."
The meaning of "future" contained in his casual words made Lu Mingshi startled.
Gu Yixin was silent when he saw Lu Mingshi, a little worried that he was not satisfied.
"It's not bad, isn't it?" Gu Yixin asked.
...
Lu Mingshi’s answer was to hug him directly.
Also kissed him.
*
To be honest, Gu Yixin was a little confused. There was a huge crowd, when had President Lu been so generous?
Lu Mingshi couldn't help but be ashamed. So he immediately shrank back after done. He watched his surroundings with a sullen face. Fortunately, no one was paying attention, so he could pretend that nothing happened.
But in fact, some people saw them kissing.
The man with the green hat next to him was also human.
At first, the man in the green hat was already tired from crying. His handkerchiefs and tissues were all wet. He was about to go home to cry again but felt even sadder when he thought that he was already homeless. When his sadness reached a critical value, he suddenly saw this excellent man who had the same experience as himself, was kissing another man. The green hat man rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
He saw it right.
He confirmed it again and again, and finally understood——
This handsome guy who was green---
---After being betrayed by his wife,
---Received too strong stimulation,
---After finishing the divorce procedures in the Civil Affairs Bureau,
---He bent on the spot!
The logic was smooth and the reasoning was also smooth. The green-hat man with many ideas in his mind walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau in a daze. The sky outside was very blue and the wind was very light. But his heart bore too much, a burden beyond his bearing. So he went to a bar, was about to buy drunk to heal his injuries. The careless man in the green hat naturally did not notice that the name of this store was called "Nightclub".
Yes, this was the gay bay where Gu Yixin worked.
When the green hat man walked into the nightclub, an attentive man immediately surrounded him and asked meaningfully, "A lonely night, do you need someone to accompany you to drink?"
The green-hat man was happy to find a drinking partner. He immediately nodded and entered the private room with that man.
*
Headline sand sculpture news in the first month of this year:
"The man was confirmed that he got a green hat for 12 years. None of his four sons were biological. He was drunk and went to bed with a stranger of the same sex two hours after his divorce. His wife looked calm during the interview and congratulated his ex-husband for finding another possibility of life."
Yummy Yogurt's thought:
Damn, thanks to Lu Mingshi... Due to a huge stimulation to find someone bent on the spot, he unintentionally is lead to a new door...
Congratulation!!!
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