The cub also felt the excitement of his parents and woke up in his stomach. Then he kicked Lu Mingshi.
"biu~".
Lu Mingshi, who was immersed in the kiss, suddenly froze.
Gu Yixin also looked nervous.
"The baby moved just now!"
Lu Mingshi put his hand on his stomach. But his cub escaped with a single blow and after a kick, he ignored others. Lu Mingshi couldn't help laughing.
Gu Yixin sat cross-legged on the bed, staring at him unblinkingly. He felt itchy in his heart. Gu Yixin glanced up at Lu Mingshi slowly, while secretly smiling at the silly Lu Mingshi. He also secretly stretched out an index finger and clicked on his belly.
Touched very lightly and dared not use force at all.
Then Gu Yixin's eyes widened. The little thing kicked again.
The two silly fathers were suddenly excited and moved.
They opened their eyes wide and looked at each other. Then they hugged each other excitedly!
*
The next day, Gu Yixin went to work.
The gym manager walked in from the outside and saw Gu Yixin packing things, his heart shook.
The manager gave a light cough and patted Gu Yixin on the shoulder from behind. "Xiǎo Gu, have you been upset recently?"
Gu Yixin said honestly, "You are all very good bosses, but I still was a little short of money."
The manager had been prepared for a long time, said kindly, "Well, from now on, your commission will increase to...80%! Double the bonus! The basic salary is increased by half!"
The manager thought that even if he did not make a penny, he still had to keep Gu Yixin!
What was the most precious thing about running a gym? It was the value of the face!
Gu Yixin happily shook the boss's hand and said, "You are really my favorite! Can I receive a salary in advance?"
The manager's hand was about to break, his face turned into pig liver, and he said with difficulty, "Of... course..."
Gu Yixin let go of the manager, thanked him, and went to the finance department happily.
Gu Yixin's smile was so contagious that everyone in the finance department also smiled. This was basically the happiest time when they were paid.
The financial aunt asked Gu Yixin kindly, "Xiǎo Gu, what is so happy?"
Gu Yixin had a dreamlike look on his face. "I'm going to be a daddy."
The aunt choked water. The financial sister next to her raised her hands from the keyboard in horror and covered her mouth. It was hard for the aunt to be able to introduce her third niece to Gu Yixin. He quickly listed that young talent first. Whereas the financial sister was heartbroken by her cp permanent to be. So the aunt had quickly come out of the sadness but the financial sister was in a trance until she got off work, walking trembling.
*
Gu Yixin entered the bank, merged all the money from several salary cards, and was silent for a few seconds in front of the numbers on the account.
770.000.
During his lunch break last weekend, he went to the nearby shopping mall by himself. There was a shop on the first floor that was very cutely decorated which full of things for babies. The workmanship was very exquisite, the materials used were also very authentic, and the price was also very prohibitive.
Gu Yixin was now 18 years old. But looking at his face, he looked like a high school student who was truant.
The clerk had never seen a male high school student visiting a maternity and baby supply store. Seeing that he was good-looking, she gave birth to sheer patience of motherhood.
The clerk asked softly, "Little brother, are you here to choose gifts for your younger siblings?"
Gu Yixin shook his head and said honestly, "It's for my cub."
His voice still had some milk in it but using this milky sound to bite the sweet words like "my cub", he almost made the clerk fainted.
The clerk thought that this kid probably raised a doll-- occasionally young people with this hobby would come to the store and bought generously when they saw the delicate little things they could use for their dolls. After understanding, the clerk stopped asking more questions and followed Gu Yixin's wishes to let him wander around the store leisurely.
Gu Yixin looked at the little toy for a while and then was attracted by the delicate baby swaddling. The pink-blue swaddling was particularly soft, like blue cotton candy. Looking at the label price, Gu Yixin was a little sad and passed it.
He walked around the store two more times, still couldn't bear swaddling. Just about to gritted his teeth and went back to buy it, he saw something in the doorway window that made him even more unable to remove his eyes.
A wooden white cradle.
Gu Yixin, who often moved to another site and ever worked part-time in a lumber factory, recognized it at a glance. It was the finest white windy wood. This kind of wood was beautiful in color and good in texture. It could be stored for a long time when made into crafts.
Windy wood was quite expensive in the original world and was relatively common in the book world. But the wood used to process handicrafts directly into such a large cradle still looked very luxurious.
So the price was amazing.
Gu Yixin looked at the bluebell pattern on the cradle and the four characters 'jíxiáng rúyì*' for a long time. The more he looked at it, the more he liked it.
*good luck and happiness to you!; be as lucky as desired; good fortune as one wishes.
But this cradle was worth a full 600,000, which was his savings for several months.
Although he really liked it...
But there were too many places to spend money so he could only leave the store reluctantly.
*
Gu Yixin looked at the 770,000 on the card and made up his mind.
He took a taxi to the lumber factory.
The boss of the timber factory met him immediately with enthusiasm.
"Come to find work today? Come and unload the goods for me, 5,000 a day. The price is only open to you, it’s only half the price for others."
In fact, Gu Yixin could do ten people's work alone, so it was more cost-effective for him to do piecework*. Gu Yixin didn't bother to expose the boss' wishful thinking, he had other intentions today.
*jì jiàn gōng zī: wages calculated according to the number of qualified products produced or the amount of work completed.
Ten minutes later, Gu Yixin bought a bunch of raw materials for 40,000 yuan. He went to the small commodity market again and carried a large box of woodworking tools.
*
At night, Lu's House.
Lu Mingshi was working on documents in the study room upstairs and suddenly heard a clanging sound from the living room downstairs. He frowned, unable to concentrate, and the little boy in his stomach was also inexplicably restless.
He touched his stomach and said to himself, "Go... Let's go down and see who is doing the trick."
Lu Mingshi, who was still wearing a pair of glasses, went downstairs a little angry. The closer you walked, the louder the clanging sound. He entered the living room and saw a mess.
The smooth marble tiles were covered with sawdust.
In the middle of the living room, Gu Yixin was wearing camouflage work clothes with a nail in his mouth and a hammer in his hand, smashing a nail on a semi-formed appliance.
Lu Mingshi was dumbfounded. "What is this?"
Gu Yixin knocked the nail intently without raising his eyes. "I want to make a cradle for the cub."
Lu Mingshi was shocked. With a wave of his hand, he said in general, "Don't bother. We can buy seven of them. We can change them from Monday to Sunday."
Gu Yixin glanced at him disapprovingly, "I don't. Refuse to be extravagant and waste it."
Lu Mingshi sat down and looked at him while propped his chin for a while, feeling extremely conflicted.
Seeing Gu Yixin worked so hard, he wanted to tell him not to do it. So it would be nice to use this time to rest.
But Gu Yixin felt so hot that he took off all his clothes and knocked on the nail shirtless. The muscles behind his back pulsed rhythmically and the white mist could almost be seen rising from his back as the sweat evaporates.
Lu Mingshi's face turned red. He took out a financial magazine and tried to cover his face.
Then his cell phone rang. Lu Mingshi took out his phone and took a look.
His eyes freeze.
"Your dad and I are already at the airport. I expect to see you and Yiyi in half an hour. Surprised or not surprised? unexpected or not unexpected? Happy or not happy? Mom loves you... bō bō bō bō bō!"
His hands trembled. With 'Kucha', the mobile phone fell to the ground.
Gu Yixin wiped his face with a hand full of sawdust, looked at him blankly with a face covered with wood dust.
"What happened?"
Lu Mingshi's teeth made a chuckle. He was a grimace. "Something very big happened."
Could it be that the company officially declared bankruptcy? Gu Yixin thought so and immediately developed a deep sense of social responsibility. He threw the hammer in his hand, patted the sawdust, walked over to sit next to Lu Mingshi. He put his arm around his shoulder comfortingly.
"No matter what happens, I will help you."
Lu Mingshi looked into Gu Yixin's eyes stupidly. He asked mechanically as if he had lost his soul, "Really?"
Gu Yixin nodded affirmatively. After thinking about it, he added, "If it's not illegal."
Lu Mingshi nodded, "It's not illegal... Not illegal."
He said so then took the initiative to help Gu Yixin knead the shoulder and neck muscles.
With his attitude, Gu Yixin was a little wary again. "What exactly do you want me to do?"
Lu Mingshi said sincerely. "You promise me first. I'll say it later."
Gu Yixin was more sincere. "You first say what it is. I will promise you."
"You promise first."
"You speak first."
"You first……"
During the argument, the door suddenly opened.
Madam Lu stood at the door with a smile on her face, opened her arms, and shouted cheerfully, "Dá ~lìng ~s~"
Said that time was too fast, Lu Mingshi, who had always acted as fast as lightning, immediately turned around. Then took advantage of when Gu Yixin didn't pay attention to it, he grabbed a pillow and stuff it into Gu Yixin's clothes.
When he tried to stuff it, Lu Mingshi suddenly petrified.
Because of Gu Yixin.
Right now.
Basically.
Had no clothes.
*
Lu Mingshi's twenty-nine years of wonderful life all came from his uninterrupted efforts. In addition to hard work, it was his super-fast reaction ability. Had countless times to pass through a dangerous crisis safely and finally boarded the pinnacle of life.
However, at this moment, Lu Mingshi's wonderful life capsized for the first time. He knelt on the sofa facing the back of the sofa, his expression blank.
So sad.
When Father Lu and Mother Lu came in, he first saw Gu Yixin who had a puzzled look.
Gu Yixin had no clothes on his upper body, holding a pillow in his arms.
Mother Lu was shocked.
"How can Yiyi not wear clothes. it's so cold outside. Baby, you and cub are going to be frozen..." When she said that, she took off her big cloak and put it on Gu Yixin's body. Then stared at Gu Yixin's "belly", with satisfaction. "Baby, your condition looks good! When I was pregnant, I had such a big belly. I thought that the cub must be a girl. As soon as Mingming came out, it is a big fat boy with eight jin! This kid be able to harbor* since he was a child—"
*cáng: hiding; hiding anger (holding anger; holding hate in the heart).
Lu Mingshi moved sideways from the middle of the sofa. He did not move at all while showing his back. He was crazily trying to hide his belly that can be seen just by the first glance.
"Eh, Mingming? Where are you going, Mingming?"
Mother Lu grabbed her son's shoulders with both hands and forcibly turned him around.
Looked at his face first.
Mother Lu happily said, "Mingming, you have gained weight."
Looked at his waist then.
Mother Lu was shocked, "Ming Ming, why do you have such a big belly?!"
Gu Yixin silently took out the pillow and handed it to Lu Mingshi.
Lu Mingshi mechanically blocked himself with a pillow and showed a tired smile at his shocked mother.
Mother Lu's eyes caught Gu Yixin's flat abdomen and then at her son's belly with his clothes up.
She fell into a state where all the four elements were void*.
*sìdàjiēkōng: (in Buddhism) all the four elements (earth, water, fire and air of which the world is made) are void.; be completely indifferent to worldly temptations; be void of vanities.
Seeing Mother Lu faltering, Father Lu, who happened to be coming late, passed by and caught his wife quickly with sharp eyes and agile hands*.
*yǎnjíshǒukuài: acquitting oneself of one's duties well and quick or handling matters with despatch.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
Mother Lu tremblingly stretched out a finger and pointed to the completely different belly of his son and Yi Yi.
Her eyes caught Venus* and her voice trembled. "Oh husband, you see there are so many stars in the sky today..."
*jīnxīng: the small star-like dots that appear in front of my eyes when I feel dizzy; I can't catch my breath, I'm out of breath.
*
In the bedroom upstairs, Mother Lu, who had wakened up, laid on the bed. Her hands were shaking when grabbed the water that Father Lu handed over. Father Lu also didn't get much better. He sat down on the edge of the bed with his head down.
The two funny parents used a funny way to educate their child since he was young. But they still succeed to cultivate Lu Mingshi into today's most conscientious heir of the wealthy family in this country. They actually didn't want to accidentally train Lu Mingshi to become too conscientious. So that he had to do everything on his own, such as breeding offspring.
These two parents-- You looked at me and I looked at you.
The funny ratio index fell to the bottom.
Mother Lu took two sips of water and slowly regained her consciousness.
"Husband, what do you think?"
Father Lu sighed. He took out a notebook-- their household registration book.
"What else can I do. Just get married quickly. He now has a big belly. If they don't have a certificate, how can the baby get registered when he was born?"
Mother Lu looked at Father Lu as if she had seen Aristotle.
Mother Lu. "My dear, you are so thorough in your consideration. Why I never think of it?"
*
Living room downstairs.
After dressing up, Gu Yixin looked at Lu Mingshi seriously and asked, "You don't want to let your parents know that you are pregnant. Are you afraid of embarrassment?"
If Lu Mingshi said yes, Gu Yixin could fully understand it. He might have experienced the magical thing like transmigrated into a book. But most people in this world had not experienced it. So the acceptance of strange things of course was not the same. Gu Yixin didn't know how the original owner felt when he became the only pregnant man in the world. Perhaps as an insignificant cannon fodder role, the author would not consider so much at all. Just using him as a tool man.
This kind of thing contradicted the laws of physiology. No one wanted the others to discover it.
However, Gu Yixin did not agree with Lu Mingshi's hiding from his parents. After all, you might hide it for a while, but you couldn't hide it for a lifetime.
Lu Mingshi was still immersed in disappointment. Hearing this question, he subconsciously answered, "Half of it is afraid of embarrassment, and half of it is not knowing how they will react. I am afraid of facing it."
He looked at Gu Yixin's face and then at the stairs, for fear that his parents would rush down from upstairs in the next second and beat others.
If his parents recovered from their shock and fought with his husband for him. Who would he help?
Lu Mingshi suddenly let his brain filled a century's problem.
Lu Mingshi, who was caught in the scene of replenishing his brain, trembled slightly.
Mother Lu stood in front of the two, looking nervous. Meanwhile, Father Lu stood behind Mother Lu, his expression even more tensed.
The most nervous thing was when Lu Mingshi looked at his parents, he always felt that they would rush to beat Gu Yixin at any time.
It was over.
What would he do if Gu Yixin kept some type of protection such as a golden shield plus iron cloth, accidentally shook his older parents out through the reaction of force?
Lu Mingshi felt that he would never let this happen!
Facts had proved that all worrying things had high probabilities to happen.
Lu Mingshi saw his father stretched his hand into his arms and took out a knife!
Lu Mingshi stood up, his arms stretched out in front of Gu Yixin, with a strong sense of righteousness. "Parents, I think I want to sleep. Besides, I myself want to give birth to the cub. It has nothing to do with him."
Lu Mingshi's father silently pressed the Swiss army knife that he had drawn out by mistake. Then took out the household registration book from his arms. Father Lu waved his hands and handed the household registration book over. When he originally wanted to give it to Lu Mingshi, his own son was still stretching his arms horizontally.
Mother Lu pushed the silly Lu Mingshi down on the sofa. She snatched the household registration book and placed it on the thighs of the two people sit next to each other.
*
"Please get married right away!"
Lu Mingshi. "???"
Gu Yixin. "???"
*
Yes. That was it.
Due to external force majeure, Lu Mingshi, who wanted to run the process first, was forced to skip and jumped to the ending.
After reaching the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lu Mingshi couldn't help but ask again, "Are you really willing to marry me?"
Gu Yixin glanced at him strangely. "How can the baby register for a registered permanent residence if I don’t get married? What should I do if the baby can't register for primary school registration? Now for kindergartens have to join the interview. There will be a blank period on the resume that is difficult to explain. What if someone says our baby is an illegal household?
This really made sense.
Lu Mingshi nodded involuntarily and asked, "But, I'm about to go bankrupt?"
Gu Yixin's answer was steady. "I am a proletariat, so my output value is zero. The way to calculate the common property of a husband and wife is your property plus my property divided by two. Zero plus any number divided by two is greater than zero, so it’s impossible that my assets will decrease after we get married. Instead, you need to consider whether you want to do a property notarization."
Lu Mingshi immediately found the loophole and refuted it. At this moment, Lu Mingshi felt very proud. His thinking had completely followed Gu Yixin.
"No. Zero plus any positive number divided by two is greater than zero. If I go bankrupt, my output value is negative. Then together with your output value will be averaged. It will turn from zero to negative. In this way, even if your output value is zero, it still decreases!" Lu Ming said triumphantly.
He was very happy. This time, he finally found his place in front of Gu Yixin, without losing the face of the world's number one super-prestigious university graduate.
Gu Yixin was taken aback. He was a little embarrassed. But he didn't struggle for a long time. Gu Yi quickly completed the reasoning. "The output value of Mr. Lu will not be negative. Because even if Mr. Lu goes bankrupt, he still owns intangible assets close to infinity."
Lu Mingshi. "My intangible assets?"
"Mr. Lu will be my child's mother in the future. The child will never have another mother. This kind of emotion, this kind of family maintenance, this kind of clear and stable future, it is an irreplaceable intangible asset."
When Gu Yixin looked at Lu Mingshi, he thought that Lu Mingshi must be unable to refute this time.
Lu Mingshi indeed couldn't refute, because his legs were so weak now.
If they weren't at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, where people were crowded. He would immediately give Gu Yixin a performance of him lying on the ground now.
Yummy Yogurt's thought:
Double chapters today!
Commentaires