Sure enough, he wasn't ordinary people. Gu Yixin glanced at him intently, that beautiful, pale face and delicate skin were no ordinary NPC. He wanted to ask him directly, but he fainted. Gu Yixin didn't want to kill anyone, so he could only jump in from the window, lifted up the person who fell on the ground, and pinch him.
What kind of hand strength was he, even the buffalo had to wake up under that pinch. Gu Yixin patiently pinched the young man who passed out. But the boy still didn't wake up.
In this way, he was really in a deep faint?
Gu Yixin could no longer pinch. If he pinched the child again, his lips would turn into hare lips.
Gu Yixin sought for his mobile phone to call an ambulance. But, when he touched his pocket. Where is my phone? 80% of them might have dropped during the escape just now. Gu Yixin was dumbfounded and felt painful. He then endured the pain, turned the boy over, and found the phone in his butt pocket. Using the boy's finger to unlock the lock, pressed a "1" and started to call in. When he saw the phone in a call, it showed a familiar name--
Hei Che.
???
Just when Gu Yixin sighed that it was too coincidental, the door was suddenly knocked hardly.
A sharp tenor sounded, "An Luoyu! Open the door! If You have the ability to grab a man! You have to have the ability to open the door!"
Opened the door!
Opened the door!
You had the ability to grab a man! You had the ability to open the door!
There was a sense of rhythm, Gu Yixin thought admiringly. This was probably one of the cannon fodder confronted with the shòu protagonist in the original book, Assen who was once kept by the same company boss.
At an entertainment festival, the shòu protagonist accidentally fell into the arms of the gōng protagonist Wei Junshan, spilled red wine on Wei Junshan. The shòu protagonist repeatedly apologized and offered to wash it before returning it to him. The stunning appearance of the shòu protagonist surprised the gōng protagonist. The gōng protagonist felt that the shòu protagonist was so beautiful, so innocent, and unpretentious, so he immediately fell in love with him. So he asked the protagonist shòu's boss about him then, in the end, the boss asked the shòu protagonist to accompany him drinking the wine at night.
The boss was so careless that he asked his lover, Assen, to inform the shòu protagonist. Assen knew that the boss wanted An Luoyu to accompany him drinking wine, he felt that the boss was attracted to the shòu protagonist.
It must not be the boss’ fault that he turned to be attracted, but An Luoyu, that b**ch, the one who seduced the boss!
So Assen came to An Luoyu to inquire about the crime he did.
As Gu Yixin recalled the plot, An Luoyu, who couldn't wake up no matter how he pinched, finally opened his eyes.
Gu Yixin was pleasantly surprised. "You're awake!" That's great, so no need to pay for medical expenses.
An Luoyu was awakened by Assen's voice. He tremblingly stretched out his hand to close his ears and opened the door. His face pale when said, "Assen, don't slander people."
Assen contemptuously said, "The boss told you to go to room x of xx hotel at night."
He said while he stuffed a room card in his hand.
An Luoyu's face turned paler.
The door closed.
Gu Yixin asked curiously, "You don't want to go?"
An Luoyu in the original book went to the appointment happily. But now he cried, "But I ain't clean anymore..."
What?
Could it be that his sneeze really caused the cannon fodder to successfully have OOXX with An Luoyu? Gu Yixin felt very guilty. More importantly, if even the shòu protagonist’s plot changed, would this world cease to exist?
Gu Yixin felt he had a responsibility to get everything back on track. He intended to stretch out his hand to comfort An Luoyu, but he didn't expect that the other party immediately fell into his arms as if he had no bones.
Mmm...maybe it was the special ability that the shòu protagonist had.
Gu Yixin patted him on the back, racked his brains, and tried to talk, "He loves you as a person! Not your body! Even if something happens, he won't mind. After all, you have the most beautiful soul in this world!"
An Luoyu choked while crying, "Re.. really?"
"Of course."
An Luoyu's eyes were red like peaches, cried and asked, " Even... even if my lips been madly tossed by another man."
"Yeah, even if your lips have been tossed by another man."
Gu Yixin felt that there was something wrong after he finished speaking.
"So you were just forced to kiss?"
An Luoyu's tears fell again, he cried, "Is this not serious enough?"
Gu Yixin was in a daze. He said, "Well...you still have to go tonight, I'll leave first." As he said, he intended to raise.
An Luoyu grabbed his arm.
Gu Yixin. "?"
An Luoyu shyly said, "Thank you for comforting me. I haven't slept well in the past month."
T/L: LOL, he mentioned when he passed out because of being choked.
Gu Yixin touched his head, "No... No problem?"
He had been wanted by Hei Che in the whole city because of this.
As soon as he thought it, Hei Che appeared at the door. The tower-like black man tremblingly pointed his fingers at Gu Yixin and An Luoyu who were still hugging each other, vibrating like a husk filter.
"You...you..."
Gu Yixin really didn't want to be hostile with anyone anymore. So he reflexively threw An Luoyu into Hei Che's arms without error.
The Poor Hei Che had secretly loved An Luoyu for so many years without ever took the initiative to be an active one. Suddenly the plot escalated to the point where the beauty was in his arms, he couldn't even breathe.
"An An, I seem to..."
Hei Che just spitted out five words with difficulty.
Only to hear "Kuāngdāng"--
The big man suddenly collapsed like a hill and fell to the ground.
"Xiǎo Pàng? Xiǎo Pàng!"
T/L: Pffttt... Lil Fatty? LOL.
An Luoyu exclaimed in panic.
Unexpectedly, Gu Yixin finally called an ambulance. Because Hei Che fainted with excitement, Gu Yixin couldn't leave this friend An Luoyu alone. This sudden situation made An Luoyu failed to go to room xx of xx hotel.
In the first encounter of the gōng protagonist and the shòu protagonist, the bedsheets weren't rolled.
*
Gu Yixin tried his best to get out of An Luoyu's house sternly and tried his best to return straight to Lu's House.
Lu Mingshi went to check this morning, so he didn't go to the company today. He was watching financial news on the sofa.
Gu Yixin tried to walk straight behind Lu Mingshi. He finally broke his defense.
"Pfftt.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
Concentrated Lu Mingshi turned his head inexplicably just to see Gu Yixin holding his stomach while laughing wildly. He asked in confusion, "What are you laughing at?"
Gu Yixin trembled with a smile. "Hei Che's nickname is really Hei Xiǎo Pàng. Hahahahahahahahahahaha —"
Lu Mingshi silently turned his head and continued to concentrate on staring at the screen.
Gu Yixin smiled with tears/ "Do you think Lin Rui's nickname is really Lin Dàbǎo* hahahahahahahahaha —"
T/L: Big Treasure.
Lu Mingshi seemed to be immersed by the supreme charm of financial news, he had forgotten other psychic creatures. But he still heard that question even though he didn't want to hear anything.
When Gu Yixin stared at the hair on Lu Mingshi's back head, he was lost in deep thought.
"So your nickname is really Lu Fācái*, ba?"
T/L: get rich; make a fortune.
Lu Mingshi turned his head, saw Gu Yixin with mocking on his face.
Gu Yixin suddenly had a bad feeling.
"You may not remember, do you need me to remind your nickname?" Lu Mingshi said in a gentle tone with his cold face, "Dear Gu Wǔmáo*?"
T/L: 5 cents. Pfftt. Hahahahahahha.
*
Gu Yixin seriously rejected that nickname. Anyway, this name was the original owner's, it had nothing to do with him. After the completion of the project at the reconstruction site, Gu Yixin was jobless. He really couldn't stay still, so he ran to the gym to work out.
Gu Yixin said to the little girl at the front desk, "I'm coming to exercise."
The little girl at the front desk didn't lookup. "The monthly card is 800, the quarter is 8,000, and the annual card is 80,000."
Gu Yixin asked, "Is there no free experience for new customers?"
The little girl at the front desk hadn't heard such a fresh and refined question for a long time, so she raised her head. Like many of her predecessors who were fascinated by beauty, this little girl suddenly raised her smile.
"Hello sir, there is no free experience."
Seeing Gu Yixin's disappointed look, she hesitated, "You can try this dynamometer. If you can break our gym's historical record, you can get a give-away a lifetime membership for free."
Gu Yixin happily stood in front of the large high-tech dynamometer weighing 888 kg.
Punched.
After hammered the 36K gold dynamometer, he got 88888 with eight stars and eight diamonds.
Wei Junshan, who had just stepped into the store, witnessed this scene. Yes, the gōng protagonist was the big boss of this gym. Wei Junshan's life wasn't going well these days. He couldn't buy the lands he wanted to, the little brother he was attracted to didn't come last night, and two fish he raised at home died.
If other fish died, then died. But it was s a whale.
Wei Junshan, who was a little upset, went out to work out after the meeting, mainly looking for someone to get sweat together or something like that. As soon as he came in, he saw Gu Yixin's great performance, and he became more upset.
My Wei's Family's gym didn't allow such awesome people to exist!
Gu Yixin, who didn't know that he accidentally provoked the gōng protagonist, was stopped by the gym's manager.
"This strong man—"
"Āi."
"We still lack a fitness coach here. I think your bones are peculiar* and powerful. How about to stay and work here."
T/L: Qingqi, an internet buzzword, often refers to "exotic flowers" or "difficult to understand" in the Chinese online community. The word originally meant fresh and wonderful. Like the strange flower, use it with more banter and derogation.
"Emm..."
"Five social insurances, one housing fund, 100,000 yuan after-tax, half commission."
"but--"
"You can resign any time without paying liquidated damages!"
"Is it a part-time job?" Gu Yixin was very excited, but after all, it wasn't a long-term solution. He still had to return to the construction site after all.
"It's ok!"
The manager was very satisfied. He found an employee with extraordinary appearance and strength.
Wei Junshan was also very satisfied. He decided to take time out of his busy work to play with this overpowering employee.
Gu Yixin not only could exercise for free but also advanced a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan, which was even more satisfying.
Gu Yixin, who had found a new job, told Lu Mingshi happily that if he wanted to come to the gym, he could get a 40% discount.
Yummy Yogurt's thought:
Just admit it, this chapter is a comedy.(Bonus Chapter Every 2 Ko-Fis)
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