Lu Mingshi sat in An Qiao's office with a dull look and fell into a battle between heaven and man.
He was declared pregnant.
How could a man...
Even if it was now scientifically proven that men could give birth, they must be more tragic than women.
The baby's father was a little bastard who had shown his true color, without having good grades nor skill. Arbitrarily ran away after eating. He was not a reliable person at all.
...How absurd
But……
The Lu family had a meager heir. He was the only one in this generation.
After tracing the bloodline backward, Lu Family confirmed that the gene was particularly not conducive to the succession of the lineage and that a woman who could give birth had only 1% chance of successfully having a child.
He was 29 years old but still had no heir.
If Father Lu and Mother Lu, who were far away in the United States, knew that there was a next-generation of Lu Family, they would surely order him to marry immediately regardless of who the mother was.
Lu Mingshi carefully took out his cell phone and made a call. "Mom, if someone is pregnant with my child..."
Before the words were over, there was a loud noise on the other side, like someone fell to the ground and dropped the phone.
Lu Mingshi:...
Ten seconds later, in a thunderous scream, a deep baritone voice answered the phone. "Hey, son, what did you say to make your mother so excited?"
Lu Mingshi was silent for a second before speaking, "——Dad, now someone is pregnant with my child."
Suddenly, it was crackling and crackling then choking. It sounded like huge porcelain was knocked to the ground.
After a minute, a request to make a video call.
Father Lu who was covered by lime-powder and Mother Lu who was covered by colorful paint, appeared on the screen.
Father Lu was extremely excited: "Er zá*! No matter who was the girl! Just get married as soon as possible! It doesn't matter about the background. No matter how dark her history was, Your father still accepts it with an open heart!
T/L: son
Lu Mingshi thought for a while. "What if it's not a girl?"
Father Lu choked for a while. Didn't understand the meaning of not a girl.
At this time, Old Lady Lu who had fully grasped the meaning was enlightened. "Intersex? Mom can accept it too!"
Lu Mingshi was expressionless. "It is not intersex too."
Lime fell from the top of Father Lu's head.
"Now that science has advanced to the point that men can also get pregnant??"
At the moment Father Lu asked, Mother Lu suddenly thought of countless texts of LJJ* son that she had read.
T/L: LJJ might be an acronym or abbreviation for LJJ genotype of triploid Ambystoma females, consisting of one A laterale genome and two A jeffersonianum genomes
In a daze, those words turned into real pictures and rushed towards her, Mrs. Lu tremblingly asked—— "When can I see all the information about my male daughter-in-law?"
Lu Mingshi looked at the sky.
Lu Ming looked at the ground.
"Is it true that as long as I have a child, it doesn't matter who gives birth to the child?"
The two old parents nodded their heads like a chicken who pecked at rice.
"It doesn't matter if it's a man?"
Uhhhhh.
Mrs. Lu affectionately said: "A man who can conceive a child for my son must have a comprehensive development in all aspects. Could match my son's body and soul incomparably. Only then can he break the physical boundaries and create immortal achievements!"
"……Fine." Lu Mingshi decided.
Lu Mingshi took a deep breath.
Give birth... Give birth
Thinking that he had been in the business for many years. He was a man of billions of assets. Nothing he can't do independently.
Didn't it only give birth to a child? He didn't believe that he couldn't overcome it.
He would be able to give birth to the healthiest baby. He could walk at 1 y.o, recited poems at 2 y.o, solved the Mathematical Olympiad paper test at 3 y.o, and learned to weave at 4 y.o.
T/L: What kind of baby you gonna have, President Lu?
But this news should not be disclosed. His parents' ability to accept that their grandchildren were born by men didn't mean that they could accept the one who gave birth was their own son.
Those two unreliable old parents were far away in the U.S. Even though they were overjoyed about the pregnancy news, it was not convenient for the baby's mother to fly to visit. Let them think it was the male daughter in law who got pregnant. Anyway, it wasn't gonna be exposed.
An Qiao: "Since Mr. Lu decides to give birth by himself, I have to explain the content of my next paper to Mr. Lu..."
Lu Mingshi watched warily as An Qiao took a sample magazine from behind.
An Qiao: "Mr. Lu’s time is precious, so I’ll explain the important ones. If a man wants to give birth to a child, he must have long-term contact with the other father of the child during pregnancy, so the child can continuously replenish the energy of both parties in the mother’s body. So that the child can thrive..."
Lu Mingshi: Huh?
Gu Yixin: Why do I felt that the sky had become cold?
Yummy Yogurt's thought:
Now, the title story will change to be "How to chase my Baby's Father"(Bonus chapter for every 2 Ko-Fies)
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